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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
What's up?
Woof.
What do you want?
Me? Nothing!
Why are you calling me then?
I'm not calling you. Just barking. Woof.
But that's my name: Woof the Kitten.
Woof the Kitten: Episode 3
Everybody calls me that - Woof the Kitten.
And what's my name?
Don't you know it?
I know. I just forgot it.
Wait a minute. I'm coming.
Totally forgot?
No, no, I remember the details,
but not the main thing - my name.
What are you going to do now?
I don't know.
I know. Let someone call you by name,
and you'll remember it right away.
Good afternoon!
Please...
Call him by name.
Me. Call me.
What is he doing?
Playing a game.
What game?
Cat-and-mouse.
Is he a pussycat or a mouse?
He must be a pussycat.
No, he's a mouse.
I'm not a mouse, got it?
G-got it.
Do I look like a mouse to you?
No you don't, not at all.
He's not a mouse, he's a pussycat.
I'm no "pussycat"!
He's not a pussycat, he's a mouse.
I'm no "pussycat", and not a mouse!
I'm a tomcat! Tomcat! A black tomcat!
I'm a tomcat! A black tomcat! Tomcat, got it?
I'm a tomcat. Not a mouse! Not a "pussycat"! Tomcat! Tomcat! Tomcat!
Who invited you here!?
Who?
Nobody did.
Then get out of here! Shoo!
Out!
And you said he'd call me. That was scary.
Yeah.
There! That one will call you by name.
Good afternoon!
Have a nice meal.
Why do guests always come at a bad time?
Please, call him by name.
Why don't guests come half an hour earlier,
Please? Please!
or even better - half an hour later.
We are not guests...
What? What?
Yes, you are guests! What do you want from me?
We are not guests, we just want...
Yes, you are - uncalled, self-invited guests!
Call him, call him, call him!
No, no, never!
No, I won't, never!
Call me-meow.
Call someone so ill-mannered? Never.
Looks like no one will ever call me anywhere.
And I won't have any name at all!
You know, I had such a nice name.
What was it like?
It was so...
So big and round.
Round?... "Sunshine"!
No.
"Wheel"?
No, of course not.
I know - "Omelette"!
What "Omelette"?
A round one!
No.
Not "Omelette", not "Omelette"!
Balloon! Balloon! Ball!
Hear that?
Yes. They are shouting "Ball!"
("Balloon" or "Ball" is a popular dog's name in Russia)
Ball... Oh, I remembered! I know! I know!
It's me! It's me! My name's Ball!
It's me! Me!
The Balloon burst! It burst!
Woof, tell me the truth - did I burst?
No, you didn't.
Look carefully. Maybe some part of me burst?
No.
No part of you burst.
But they shouted: "It burst!"
It was another Ball that burst, it was a balloon.
So I'm a different Ball?
Yes, a different one.
Unharmed?
Unharmed!
And I have a name now - Ball!
My name's Ball! I'm Ball!
His name is Ball!
The End (subtitles and timings by Ilanna, edited by Niffiwan)